this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come
(Source: hexenbiest, via that-beautiful-bastard)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
(via brookeeverdeen)
bad social habits i have
- mumbling
- not smiling
- trailing off
- crossing my arms
- looking angry even though im not angry
- the fact i cant even socialize
- the fact im me
(via brookeeverdeen)
this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come
(Source: hexenbiest, via cagedbirds)
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
ARE YOU KIDDING IF I SPENT AS MUCH TIME STUDYING AS I HAVE ON THE INTERNET I COULD BE THE WORLD’S LEADER RIGHT NOW
if we spend as much time studying as we spend on the internet we’d be tony stark don’t u even deny it
(via sapphyre-lorallen)
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
(via brookeeverdeen)
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
(via emilymarie12253)
Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she’s outside.
(via tastefullyoffensive)
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
(Source: chenyakumo, via niallrockme)
